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Should be about School Times!
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HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
Okay. Here's the story. I'll set the scene. *flourishes hands magically*
Dad and I are sitting back and relaxing, enjoying the new Spider Man movie on Dvd. May I just add that Andrew Garfield is a major cutie =3c
Then dad's mobile phone rings...so he gets up to answer it and then the house phone rings too. So I pause the movie while dad and I both rush off to take seperate calls.
Dad gets mum on his mobile.
I get a telemarketer.
Me: "Hello...Hello?"
Him: "Hello, I am from *insert some industry place thing here* Melbourne, how are you?"
Me: "WASSSSSUUUUP?!"
Him "...are you playing a joke on me?"
Me: "Hey, Oi, have you seen the new Spider Man movie? Freaking ahhhmazing!"
Him "....Spider man?"
Me: "Yeah, the new one, I'm watching it now on the tv"
Him: "Oh! That's a good movie! I like that one! Very nice!"
Me: "I know right? And may I just add that Andrew Garfield is a total hottty!"
Him: "haha! Can I come keep you company?"
Me: "Huh?"
Him: "Can I come watch the movie with you...keep you company?"
Me: *laughs awkwardly*
Him: "So can I?"
Me: "Dudee, you're in Melbourne, that's far away matee."
Him: "No no! I'm outside your door right now! "You live at *insert address here*"
Me: "Whoa man, that's creepy." *laughs awkwardly*
Him: "I'm going to come and keep you company."
Me: "uuuh...okay??"
Him: "Are you alone right now?"
Me: "Uuh, I'm watching the movie with my dad."
Him: "....OH"
Me: "WHOA MAN. AWKWAAAARD!" *cracks up laughing as he realises he's obviously talking to a supposed kid*
Him: "Yeaaaah....soo...who's the owner of your landline?"
Me: "My dog. His name is Hunter."
Him: "Sooo....you're dog owns the landline? Where is your dog right now?"
Me: "He's outside on the lawn chasing butterflies like a boss."
Him: "Okay."
Me: "It's pretty awesome, aye?"
Him: "Yah, okay, well, I'll let you finish watching Spider man now. I'll ring back again later, okay? Okay bye."
GUYS
I THINK THE TELEMARKETER TROLLED ME THIS TIME EUUGH.
Well I HOPE he trolled me and isn't actually a psychotic person who'll actually track me down! D:
I feel like such a failure for losing a round to a telemarketer.
Panic 
and Andrew Garfield is a total cutie pie
JEEZUS THIS GUY WAS A CREEPER
Andrew Garfield HNNNNNNNGH
I didn't expect this guy to actually get distracted by what I was saying though >o>"
Normally they try to ignore the garbish spewing from your mouth but not this guy! haha!